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wow pretty much the only thing i cannot do is make gifs like look at this shit

ugh i cannot make high quality ones

i spent 2 hours finding a decent version and then recording it, and another 2 editing, saving, clipping, and altering it ugh i hate everything

Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}

bloodhealer:

  • "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
  • "Drop. Your. Sword."
  • "Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something."
  • "I am not left handed."
  • "As you wish."
  • "I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing."
  • "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
  • "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
  • "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today."
  • "Have fun storming the castle."
  • "There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
  • "Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life."
  • "Have you ever considered piracy?"
  • "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
  • "Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning."
  • "You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen."
  • "You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you."
  • "You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die."
  • "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
  • "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist."
  • "You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces."
  • "You killed my love."
  • "It’s possible. I kill a lot of people."
  • "I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."
  • "No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____."
  • "I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast."
  • "Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it."
  • "Is this a kissing book?"
  • "A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"
  • "I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped."
  • "There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
  • "Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up."
  • "Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."
  • "There will be blood tonight!"
  • "That is the sound of ultimate suffering."
  • "Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me."
  • "I challenge you to a battle of wits."
  • "You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
  • "Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?"
  • "She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out."
  • "You can die too for all I care!"
  • "So I’m here till I die?"
  • "I can cope with torture."
  • "I fight gangs for local charities and stuff."
  • "That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies."
  • "I will never love again."
  • "You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!"
  • "To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
  • "Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!"
  • "We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
  • "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."
  • "I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself."
  • "I just work for ____ to pay the bills."
  • "It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise."
  • "I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive."
  • "Stop saying that!"

                                -♛-

❝You of all people should recognize that I am not to be trifled with.❞

                                -♛-

❝You have no reason to be suspicious.❞

                                -♛-

❝How thoughtful.
                                                                       I hate it.❞

                                -♛-

❝Read the instructions before you try to play the game.❞

                                -♛-

❝You should stop. You look stupider than normal.❞

                                -♛-

❝How can I eloquently explain to you that I would greatly desire if you would shut up?❞

                                -♛-

❝Ew. No. You disgust me.❞

                                -♛-

❝I can travel through dimensions. You can just imagine the disappointment I had when I came across one where my alternate self wasn’t trying to kill Thor.❞

 

TL